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Hot and Nutty Cereal

I love oatmeal (porridge).  That’s love with a capital “L”.  It was one of the highlights – or quite possibly the only highlight – of a damp, grey, cold winter morning in England.  A big, steaming bowl of stand-your-spoon-up-in-it-thick, freshly cooked oatmeal with ladles of clumpy, brown sugar spread over the top and milk splashed all over.  YUM.  And then a little more sugar sprinkled on as I scooped my way down towards the bottom of the bowl.  YUM.  Fast forward a few years and I would routinely run downstairs to the cafe and grab two bowls of steel-cut oatmeal for Geoff and I to scarf down in the office, before most of the crew showed up for the day; because oatmeal is healthy, right?  Well, it turns out, not so much.  So until last weekend, this was the only oatmeal I indulged in anymore.  And then Hot and Nutty Cereal happened. Only, of course, there’s no actual cereal in it.

Last Saturday, when my eyes flew open at 4:46 am, I wanted oatmeal.  Really, really wanted oatmeal.  The temperature has been slowly falling with the golden leaves, the blinds have all been drawn, and the big, fat, fluffy duvet is back on the bed.  Sure signs of an impending oatmeal craving over at the Brown house.  Spurred on by an inbox full of requests for some healthy lowcarb oatmeal replacement, I shuffled off to the kitchen in my oversized, chunky, cable-knit sweater, the bottom half of my red checked PJs, and my bed-head hair tied up in a happy, perky – if rather messy – ponytail.  I rifled through the cupboards to see what might work for tricking my mouth and my belly into feeling the oh-so-delicious and familiar comfort on a chilly, heading-towards-winter morning.

I lined up a row of Le Parfait jars – filled with an assortment of nutty, seedy things – across the kitchen counter like soldiers standing to attention.  I pulled out the tray of spice jars & breathed in the delicious scent from each one.  I flipped the switch on my trusty electric kettle.  I love that thing.  Almost as much as I love my friend, Trey, who sent it over from New York for the Holidays one year.  The same Trey who spent a morning in the waiting room at Lennox Hill Hospital in Manhattan 2 years ago while my left kidney was trying to decide whether it would be more fun to explode or to just quit working.  Fortuitously, having a rather indecisive kidney gave the doctors enough time to sort it out before it all went horribly wrong.  That was a 5-day, $50,000 dollar staycation that I have no wish to ever repeat.  I remember that it was the weekend Chelsea Clinton got married and that the weather was lovely.  I am in denial about everything else, particularly the mafia Grandma next to me who had a revolving door of mob members gathered around yelling & cussing at each other across her bed from sun-up to sun-down, and the 6 shots of morphine that they pumped through my veins at 1 am – in a desperate attempt to stop me screaming loudly enough to wake the entire Upper East Side – when a stone in my kidney made a run for it.  I was particularly grateful for lots of really good drugs that weekend.

Happily, the contents of my neatly aligned jars also have magic powers to turn an ordinary, dull, Fall Saturday into something akin to a huge hug from a favorite friend.  Like the friend that Trey was to me when I found myself stranded in New York, 3000 miles from home, with an angry kidney, a renewed appreciation for painkillers, and hospital beds that move into all manner of positions at the quick flick of a remote control.  That bed was fantastic.  I wanted to bring it home.

Hot and Nutty Cereal

Between stumbling out of bed last Saturday morning, and falling back in the sack last Sunday night I had eaten 5 bowls of this Hot and Nutty Cereal stuff.  A couple of times I added raspberries, Sunday morning a quarter of a sliced pear slid right on in, and the other bowls I downed au naturel.  By bowl #5 I was already getting a bit jaded with the whole open-8-jars-and-scoop-stuff shenanigans, so I determined that what we porridge-lovers needed was an instant version.  Yes!  Now I have a jar full of mix all ready in the ‘fridge and this Hot and Nutty Cereal has become the fastest route to a big bowl of warm, comforting lowcarb YUM!

If you are wanting to up your fats, I highly recommend serving with heavy (double) cream (see picture). It’s delicious.  It’s also delicious naked.

Bizarre, maybe, but this made me even happier than those Dark Chocolate Espresso Cookies did.  There’s no accounting for taste.

First, here is the recipe for two servings.

 

Hot Vanilla Seed Cereal

Author: Carrie Brown | Prep time:  4 mins   |   Cook time:  1 mins    |   Total time:  5 mins  |  Serves: 2

What You Need

  • 2 TBSP chia seeds
  • 2 TBSP sunflower seeds
  • 4 TBSP unsweetened coconut
  • 2 TBSP ground flax seeds
  • 4 TBSP almond meal
  • 2 tsp pumpkin pie spice (or cinnamon if you don’t have Pumpkin Pie Spice)
  • 2/3 cup / 2 oz. / 55g vanilla protein powder
  • 1 cup / 8 fl oz. boiling water
  • 1/2 tsp vanilla extract
  • 2 tsp xylitol OR erythritol

What You Do

  1. Place chia seeds, sunflower seeds, and coconut in a coffee grinder and grind until fine. (If you use a blender such as a Vitamix be careful you don’t end up with a paste!)
  2. Pour ground mix into a bowl, add ground flax seeds, almond meal, spice and vanilla whey powder.
  3. Mix well until completely blended.
  4. Add cup of boiling water and stir well. Leave to sit for one minute to thicken.
  5. Stir.
  6. Add more boiling water if you prefer a runnier cereal.
  7. Add vanilla extract, and xylitol or equivalent to sweeten to taste.

Hot and Nutty Cereal

 

Here is the recipe for 10 servings of instant Hot Vanilla Seed Cereal mix:

  • 10 tbsp chia seeds
  • 10 tbsp sunflower seeds
  • 20 tbsp unsweetened coconut
  • 10 tbsp ground flax seeds
  • 20 tbsp almond meal
  • 10 teaspoon pumpkin pie spice
  • 10 scoops / 3 1/3 cups vanilla protein powder

In batches, place chia seeds, sunflower seeds, and coconut in a coffee grinder and grind until fine. (If you use a blender such as a Vitamix be careful you don’t end up with a paste!) Pour ground mix into a large bowl, add ground flax seeds, almond meal, spice and vanilla whey powder. Mix very well until completely blended.  Store in an air-tight glass jar in the ‘fridge.

Then, when you stumble into the kitchen, bleary-eyed from your 7 hours of shut-eye, here’s the recipe for 1 serving of instant Hot Vanilla Seed Cereal:

  • 1/2 cup instant cereal mix
  • 1/2 cup boiling water
  • 1 tsp xylitol OR erythritol
  • 1/4 tsp vanilla extract

Place cereal mix in a bowl, pour on boiling water and stir very well.  Leave for a minute to thicken, and add more boiling water if you prefer a thinner cereal.  Add vanilla extract and xylitol or equivalent to sweeten to taste.  Voila!

Once you have figured out how much sweetener you use, you could also add that to the bulk instant cereal mix.  You don’t even need to do this at home.  Take your instant mix in a lidded bowl to work with you, add hot water when you get there and have instant yum right there at your desk.

 

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  • Cowgirl RaeI’m going to try this for my DH, he is Canadian and LOVES Bobs Red Mill thick rolled oats cooked thick to stand up a spoon and chock full of flax and raisins. He is trying hard to forgo the oats but misses them. He may find this tolerable. I think he’d prefer a little texture so I will coarse grind it, more of a chop.

    Thanks again for a creative solution.

    To make it a bit more instant one could add vanilla powder?ReplyCancel

    • carrieVanilla powder is a great idea – I have never used it – so will check it out. As always read the ingredients :-) I ground mine course too – I like texture in my porridge – otherwise it’s like a seed smoothie!ReplyCancel

  • Kayla McCollWhat an excellent idea Carrie!! It looks divine! BTW, I love your voice and attitude on the show- how you are always “reeling in” Jonathan. haha! It’s so enjoyable to listen to! Thank you for sharing your blog, stories, recipes and the podcast :)ReplyCancel

  • carrieThat boy is such a problem ;-) Thanks for your kind words – you make it all worthwhile.ReplyCancel

  • KyleI used Vega plant-based vanilla protein powder and part hazelnut meal, part almond meal and added chopped hazelnuts, golden raisins, and blackberries at the end. Was much uglier than yours, but still delicious. I no longer miss Kashi vanilla oatmeal! Next time I’m going to use my vanilla chai protein powder! From one bacon lover to another, this is a great alternative to eggs for breakfast. . Thank you!ReplyCancel

    • carrieOh I love hazelnuts! I’ll have to try that :-) I love eggs, but for me there’s nothing quite like a steaming bowl of porridge on a cold morning. PS. Bacon lovers unite!ReplyCancel

  • ShawnaAnother home-run. This is very filling and VERY tasty. And I love that you can make it ahead of time for a really quick breakfast. I don’t know what xylitol is or where to buy it…imagine in the sweetener section? But I’ve been using Torani sugar-free syrups (the stuff they use in coffee/espresso)in my tea, hot cereals, yogurt, and occasionally on squash. I used the vanilla version in this. It’s sweetened with Splenda, so I assume it’s safe to use in a mostly SANE diet?ReplyCancel

  • carrieShawna – Xylitol goes by brand name of Xyla. It will be in the sweetener section if stocked. I buy online in bulk because I use so much in recipe testing. Splenda is fine, so thumbs up on the Torani!ReplyCancel

  • Heather CarsonCarrie, THANK YOU!! I just ate your porridge for the first time and it was fantastic!!
    I so missed my oatmeal but not today. I didn’t even add the sweetener. I am going to make up the 10 servings above as I plan on eating this often.
    -HeathReplyCancel

    • carrieYAY!!!! Love it, Heather! This totally makes me not miss oatmeal too :-)ReplyCancel

  • Cowgirl RaeI made this for DH, I chopped the sunflower seeds coarsely and used raw flaked coconut and added 2T psyllium powder. For DH benefit I added 2T of thick rolled oats (he needed to SEE the value of it) He tasted it and said he would eat it. This is a LOOOOONG time oats eater and he misses his oats and flax.

    Thanks for the recipe.ReplyCancel

  • SarahFantastic recipe, Carrie. Thank you, thank you, thank you! I just ate this, and I am looking forward to having many more bowls of this in my future.ReplyCancel

    • carrieOh I am so glad you love it, Sarah! THANK YOU for your support :-) Did you make the big “instant” batch? I love a hot 15 second breakfast!!ReplyCancel

  • AlisonThanks carrie love this recipe have made it with choclate whey protien delicious and added little greek yogurt also works well with strawberry whey protein . Looking forward to trying other recipes from your site.ReplyCancel

    • carrieYAY! Thanks so much for the feedbasck, Alison! I’ll have to try the chocolate whey – YUM :-)ReplyCancel

  • SusanCarrie, This recipe has been exactly what I needed to get over my need for oatmeal! As I am 1/2 British, I have seriously been missing my oatmeal with warm milk. This is great and I use warm unsweetened almond milk poured over it!

    THANK YOU!ReplyCancel

  • BobI’m going to have to try this. I made it through the Summer pretty well without missing my Scottish Oatmeal too much, but now that Fall has rolled around I’m jonesing for it.

    I find breakfast so difficult because it has to be satisfying and fast. I get sick of eggs and just don’t like yoghurt for breakfast. The strangest thing is that I’ve found stir-fried vegetables with ham, a little fish sauce, Siracha and soy sauce makes an excellent breakfast, but not everyday.ReplyCancel

    • carrieBob – have you tried mixing flavored whey powder into yoghurt? I find that helps me a lot – and then I eat it with the granola recipe I posted. It’s fast and very filling. I love your ham and veggie breakfast!ReplyCancel

  • SarahOne of my favorite things about this recipe is its ease of travel. I mixed up enough of the instant mix (everything but the water and vanilla)for two breakfasts and packed it for a 2 day trip to the in-laws. My in-laws try to eat healthy, so of course they offered us a bevy of carb-heavy, sugar-heavy breakfast options (bagels, muffins, pastries, cereal, muffins, and yogurt/granola parfaits). So glad to have this SANE cereal instead! Thanks for helping me make my Thanksgiving SANEr, Carrie!ReplyCancel

    • carrieSarah – do you have any idea how happy your comment makes me??!!! I travel a lot and breakfasts can be really hard on the road. Since I drive most everywhere I usually end up taking my blender with me so I can make smoothies! When I can’t do that though, this and the SANE granola are total lifesavers. Happy, happy Thanksgiving!!ReplyCancel

  • JanknitzLOVE this, but OMG, Carrie. I was making the large recipe, going along adding 10 tbsp of this and 20 tbsp of that. I was on autopilot, so instead of adding 10 TEAspoons of cinnamon (I don’t like pumpkin pie spice) I added 10 TABLEspoons. OY!

    I had to go out and buy more ingredient$ so I can add 2/3 more of the other inngredients to make the proportions right. This is turning into very expensive cereal, but I think I’ll have a lifetime supply. It’s yummy, so that’s a good thing! LOL!

    Two thoughts:
    1. If the protein powder is sweetened you may not need to add any more sweetener (I surely don’t!).
    2. This is a GREAT travel breakfast idea! All you need to do is add hot water, easy to carry and you are always assured of a SANE breakfast when traveling. I plan to also pack some boxes of whipping cream (Trader Joe’s) to add to my coffee and a little on the cereal. I’m good to go. (Cream for a road trip, wouldn’t work in carry-on luggage if flying because of TSA rules but you could put it in checked luggage).ReplyCancel

    • carrieJanknitz – you made me LOL. OY, indeed!!!! Make sure you are using a SANE whey powder. The one JB and I use has 1g of sugar per scoop. You are right, it is a fabulous travel companion!ReplyCancel

    • GEORGENE HARKNESSJanknitz, are you aware that you can buy powdered heavy cream on sites like Amazon (perhaps other places as well). It doesn’t have to be refrigerated and it travels quite well! No TSA worries!ReplyCancel

  • CatherineHi Carrie, BIG fan of the show and I’m lovin your recipes. This one I just made and it is Delicious!! Thanks for everything you do and keep the recipes comin!! :DReplyCancel

  • carrieTHANK YOU, Catherine! Your note makes it all worth while.ReplyCancel

  • DoloresCarrie, We come from the land down under. My husband loves oatmeal (no doubt due to his English ancestry), and really enjoyed this but we didn’t have any Vanilla Whey, so we substituted Chocolate Whey, it tasted really yummy. Ever inventive he put cold water in his and popped it in the microwave until it puffed up like oatmeal. A great success.ReplyCancel

    • carrieHi Delores! Thanks for stopping by! We Brits do love our porridge :-) Glad that you loved it, and love your little tweaks to make it fit with your lifestyle. Feedback always appreciated!ReplyCancel

  • ladyp1234I made this morning, and have just finished the second half now. I enjoyed it so thanks v much for incorporating all that goodness. Any ideas for how to get veg portions in alongside? Nothing from the veg drawer appealedto me….ReplyCancel

    • carrieHi Pen – when I eat this for breakfast, it’s pretty much all I can manage, so on “porridge” days I make sure I get extra veggies at lunch and dinner. I look at the day as a whole when figuring out the balance of veggies / protein etc, not each meal individually, because I just find that easier to manage and less daunting.ReplyCancel

  • Tracythis was delicious. I just made it this morning and it tastes just like cream of wheat to me. next time, I think I will put cocoa in it and make it cocoa wheats. thanks!ReplyCancel

  • tracyvery filling too. good for a winter morning or any summer day in England. lolReplyCancel

  • Jennie TodHi Carrie, love this recipe. As it is summer in Oz, I have been having it mixed with cold green tea and blueberries. I don’t add any sweetner or cinnamon but use chocolate protein powder. A fast and enjoyable breakfast before work.ReplyCancel

  • lorrieOkay I’ve always despised any type of oatmeal, however since I’m always reading through everything out here, these ideas sound amazing!! I’ll be trying a few this weekend. Thank you all for your ideas hmm I might have to try some now these made me hungry :-DReplyCancel

  • MelLoving your blog and even more the podcasts, this recipe sounds great , after thinking oats ere good on a clean diet ( I soak mine overnight …. Half a cup oats to 1 cup of water, and a tbs of nay yog, its supposed to release something?? Any way I want to try this but don’t have a grinder??? I have a kmix blender and a rather crappy but ok processor is that ok. Don’t fancy pestle and mortar!! Ha haReplyCancel

    • carrieThanks, Mel! Your food processor should work, it just may not grind as fine though. Oats are not good :-(ReplyCancel

  • LorrieMy hubby now prefers this over oatmeal. I made a huge batch of it last week and we are now out and he requested more! Success.ReplyCancel

  • NMWhat’s the weight or volume of “a scoop”? :-)ReplyCancel

    • carrieGreat question, Nick! I thought I had gone back and updated all the recipes with an equivalent in cups, but I missed this one, sorry about that. 1 scoop = 1/3 cup. I will also weigh it and add a weight. Hope that helps!ReplyCancel

  • DianaI am making up my third batch of this right now, in industrial quantities. :-). My 4-year-old asks for this for breakfast now and even my husband grudgingly tried some and ate the whole bowl. We make it with plain whey powder and no sweetener and add fruit and creme fraiche. Heavenly!ReplyCancel

  • Tips And Tricks for Staying SANE On The Road » Carrie Brown | Marmalade and Mileposts[…] – if you have flasks of hot water with you, take small, lidded containers with this hot cereal mix in it and mix up with hot water at a rest stop.  It’s really nice to have something warm to […]ReplyCancel

  • MatildaI can’t believe I haven’t posted my thoughts on this recipe.

    Another winner with this one Carrie. It’s so filling! I love it.
    I love it even more with warm milk, or warm coconut milk, just like hot porridge. So very good. I didn’t need the extra sweetness or the essence as I loved the flavours just as they are.

    Will so be making this one in bulk!ReplyCancel

    • carrieOh Matilda – I love how excited you get about everything!! :-) I do love this cereal. And it is SO easy if you make it in bulk. Scoop, scoop, stir, done!ReplyCancel

  • BarbraAnother fabulous recipe Carrie!! I have been enjoying this – a great replacement for the oatmeal I’ve been missing. I need to try Matilda’s suggestion to use coconut milk. Today I added some egg white and cooked it up as a pancake with a few strawberry slices on top – super yummy :)ReplyCancel

  • WildgeraniumsI just made this cereal this morning, and WOW!!! I actually like it BETTER than oatmeal-easy to make, full of flavour, and healthy. It is a great idea to make a large batch for the week. However, I wanted to mention that most seeds and nuts start to oxidize once they are ground, and it is recommended to keep them in the freezer after they have been ground to maintain the high level of goodness.
    Thank you so much for this recipe, which needs to be shouted out around the world! Now I can offer my son something tasty and nutritious in the morning, and he can have his ‘cereal’ that he missed so much.ReplyCancel

    • carrieWildgeraniums – your comments made me so happy!!!! THANKS for taking time to drop a note :-DReplyCancel

  • PipThis recipe has really made a difference to me, Carrie. I was trying to go sane but I thought I couldn’t give up my bowl of oats (I didn’t even cook them, just added milk) but starting the day with starchy carbs made it so much harder to not eat them all day long. I started having this for breakfast instead and now the cravings have gone. Thank you!ReplyCancel

    • carriePip – this makes me so happy!!!! GO, Hot and Nutty Cereal! We don’t need no oatmeal :-))ReplyCancel

  • RochelleCarrie~Does the ground chia and flax make this “gloppy-gooey” when prepared? My boyfriend doesn’t like the texture chia sometimes gives. The cereal sounds great to me though.ReplyCancel

    • carrieHi Rochelle – the reason I grind the chia seeds is to avoid that gloppy-gooey-ness, so it really does not have a typical chia seed texture. I didn’t want people to know they were eating chia by the texture. Hope that helps! This is still the most popular recipe I have ever created :-DReplyCancel

  • Tricia HAMAZING! I have been missing oatmeal for the past few years as I am trying to live grain free. I heard this recipe talked about on the Smarter Science of Slim radio program and knew I needed to try it this weekend. So excited to have hot cereal back in my life. Thanks! :)ReplyCancel

  • KarenI’m eager to try this for breakfast but I’m not entirely sure what you mean by unsweetened coconut. Is this what we would call desiccated coconut in the UK?ReplyCancel

    • carrieHi Karen – yes desiccated is fine as long as it is unsweetened. Here in the US we can also get flaked coconut. It doesn’t matter which you use.ReplyCancel

  • RochelleI made up a two serving batch and loved the flavor and it was plenty sweet without the xylitol but it mine did have the typical gooey chia texture. One serving kept me full for the entire morning! I blended the rest in a smoothie with banana and cacao powder and it was wonderful.ReplyCancel

    • carrieHI Rochelle, I am thrilled you loved the flavor! If you are looking to lose fat then you will want to go easy on starchy fruits like bananas.ReplyCancel

  • RochelleThanks Carrie, Fortunately, weight isn’t an issue for me but I generally limit my intake of high glycemic fruits and consume them with a high fiber food such as this cereal to reduce the glycemic load.ReplyCancel

  • SandyI absolutely love this hot and nutty cereal, and its so adaptable, sometimes I add chopped walnuts, and extra sunflower seeds for more crunch, sometimes I add some cranberries to it, and sometimes I add a little coconut milk, almond milk, or just heavy cream (abt a Tbs) which makes it extra creamy. I generally always top with more cinnamon.

    Now thanks to Kyle I will try with some chopped hazelnuts. Another possibility is pecans.

    I personally do not add any xylitol since its sweet enough for me without it.ReplyCancel

  • AlvinCarrie you are a genius! I don’t know how you made all those random ingredients taste amazing, but it does! Thanks for helping us become more SANEReplyCancel

  • Chas S.Delicious. I substituted shelled hemp seeds for the sunflower seeds as I’m not a big sunflower seed fan. As previous commenters mentioned, this recipe looks very flexible and easy to modify to fit your tastes.ReplyCancel

  • Jean JCall me weird, but I don’t grind anything up. I like the texture of the nuts and the coconut left whole. Sometimes I add walnuts or chopped almonds to add even more texture and nuttiness.ReplyCancel

  • KathleenSo, I recently tried ground flax and it caused me to have a severe acne breakout. Is there something I could use to replace flax in your recipes? I’d like to try this one.ReplyCancel

    • carrieKathleen, I would simply replace with more sunflower seeds. Enjoy!ReplyCancel

  • SharonHello Carrie! I love this recipe. I’m trying to go SANE–am in my second month after a short break to eat pasta and miss a meal or two. First eating plan that makes me feel TOO FULL most of the time. Anyway, back to fulfilling daily protein requirements. Have you or anyone else calculated the PROTEIN AMOUNT PER SERVING? I would love to be able to chalk up several grams after this yummy treat. Thanks so much, and I hope you are still feeling better.ReplyCancel

  • KathleenJust tried it. It was delicious, but super rich and filling. I couldn’t eat all of it. :)ReplyCancel

  • JamesHi Carrie!

    What is the reason to suggest a glass jar instead of plastic here and in other recipes like the lemon curd?

    Thanks for all the hard work! I love this website!!!ReplyCancel

    • carrieJames – I don’t use plastic for anything. I believe the chemicals in plastics can readily transfer into our foods, so I stick to glass for storage purposes. Hope that helps and thanks for the website love!ReplyCancel

  • Tiffany CrainI finally made this Carrie! It was delicious! And, my daughter had used all the cinnamon. Even without cinnamon it was delicious. I went for the ten servings, also. Very pleased with this recipe!ReplyCancel

  • July Check in[…] normally have a frittata for breakfast, but I must admit I have been enjoying my grain free Hot & Nutty Cereal from Carrie Brown.  I make it in bulk for those days when I wake up and want something hot and […]ReplyCancel

  • Eileen JanekeLooks wonderful! But I do so dislike coconut. Could I leave it or rather increase other ingredients?ReplyCancel

    • carrieHi Eileen – yes you sure can swap out with same weight of other seed / nut, although as the recipe is it doesn’t taste coco-nutty at all. I don’t like coconut either and I love this stuff ;-)ReplyCancel

  • 3 Keys to Healthy Eating While Traveling -[…] and bad fats. Now I take small bags with a half a cup of Hot and Nutty Cereal. Find the recipe on Carrie Brown’s sites. Most hotels have hot water available.  I just let it soak for about 20 minutes in my mug.  Not […]ReplyCancel

  • Eat a Healthy Breakfast & Start Your Day Off Right -[…] you have followed my blog at all you know that I love this breakfast by Carrie Brown for many of my healthy breakfasts or packing on the go. However, it is important to eat a variety […]ReplyCancel

  • ShenanHi Carrie, this is my first time commenting on any recipe on line and felt the need to thank you. I discovered you and this recipe yesterday in an attempt to replace my warm oatmeal with something healthier, nuttier and in hopes of gaining some energy. 24 hours later I’ve had 5 guilt free servings! (Two of which were my kiddos who’s tastebuds are in the process of acclimating, it’s just a matter of a couple days I’m sure:-) )
    I just add a spoon of maple syrup in place of the xylitol and protein powder as I didn’t have them in the house. I’m still a bit in shock at the amount of energy it gives me,my hunger is satisfied and I feel ready for life again. It’s incredible to me how much food and energy levels affect your state of mind and ability to stay focused. This is what I’ve been looking for to start my day.

    Going to try your prawns and peeks tonight!

    THANK YOU!

    ShenanReplyCancel

    • carrieShenan – I am thrilled you loved this!! It’s one of my favorites too :DReplyCancel

  • Hot Vanilla Seed Cereal - Ketovangelist Kitchen - KETO / LowCarb / LCHF[…] wanted porridge.  Because I love porridge, but porridge doesn’t love me.  Read about my porridge crisis and how this bowl of yum came to be. Hot Vanilla Seed Cereal may just save your […]ReplyCancel

  • ellaThis is delicious! i didnt use any sweetener and just used the vanilla protein powder thats already sweet and… WOW!ReplyCancel

  • SuzetteHi Carrie…just curious as to how much double cream you add to this “noatmeal”. I was a huge lover of peanut butter cups, so I’m thinking of making it and adding peanut butter and Lilly’s chocolate chips.ReplyCancel

  • J“…because oatmeal is healthy, right? Well, it turns out, not so much.”

    Hi,someone posted this on FB and I don’t know why oatmeal is not good for me? Are you on a low carb diet? I am open to any and all foods, just curious.ReplyCancel

  • Creamy Chocolate Oatmeal » The Real Carrie Brown[…] waves wildly*. For years I have surfed on the wave of adoration for my original porridge – Hot and Nutty Cereal, which, for eons was the #1 recipe on this ‘ere part of the world wide web. It’s crown […]ReplyCancel

  • Traveling with Food Restrictions/ -[…] Hot and Nutty Cereal – Convenient for breakfast, when you have a microwave. It is pretty much like oats, without oats. I didn’t even eat one while in Disney lol, but at least I had them. […]ReplyCancel

  • Julia WilliamsonWhat is in protein powder? Isn’t it just dried whey? Seems like a processed food to me. ReplyCancel

    • carrieProtein powder is not always whey. It can be made from all sorts of things that have protein in.

      Also, do you eat cheese? One of the most processed foods on earth.ReplyCancel

  • JenniferDo you think the cereal would be good cold, with yogurt?
    ThanksReplyCancel

Cauliflower Cheese

I simply can’t go another day without talking about Cauliflower Cheese.  I was going to hold this one back for a special occasion, but then Sunset Magazine went and published my image on their Facebook page and suddenly everyone was clamoring for it.

Cauliflower Cheese is one of my childhood all-time favorite food memories; along with Sainsbury’s Steak and Kidney Pie and crinkle-cut chips (fries), and anything topped with mashed potatoes or smothered in cheese sauce.  And when I say cheese sauce, I am not referring to anything that comes out of a tube, a container of any kind, and / or glows in the dark, effectively reminding you of the last time you saw one of these.

If I remember correctly, I was making cheese sauce before I could tie my own shoelaces; and to be honest, although I didn’t look up a recipe for Cauliflower Cheese, or even surf the web for a cheese sauce, it doesn’t feel right taking kudos for this recipe.  I watched my mother make this countless times, usually while I was sitting atop the kitchen counter, swinging my legs and snatching a few shards of grated cheese whenever I thought she wasn’t looking.  Of course, she knew.  Mothers always do.

Cauliflower Cheese

My friend Steve, who lives in England and runs with wolves at the weekends, makes a fantastic Cauliflower Cheese.  I was the fortunate recipient of many a plateful back in the ’90s.  Yes, cauliflower in cheese sauce has had quite a part to play in my life over the years.  It’s one of my go-to comfort foods.

Cauliflower Cheese

Some keto folks wouldn’t approve – so let’s just keep this between ourselves – but sometimes I’ll just eat the entire dish of cauliflower cheese and call it good for dinner.  It’s awesome; despite the fact that I can hear a few keto “gurus” babbling in my brain, “Where’s the protein?”  Word to the wise, if you’re like me and do the Cauliflower Cheese deal for dinner one night, make sure you’ve had all your protein earlier in the day.  That should keep the keto police bubbling, rather than babbling.  You can think of their smiling faces as you watch the cheese sauce bubbling under the grill (broiler).

This isn’t something I eat all the time – but for me it’s a simply wonderful thing to throw in among all the keto, and I can’t imagine any other way I’d eat an entire cauliflower in one sitting.

If you struggle with getting your veggies in, this might be a good way to help get you there.  Whatever will help you get there, do it.  Add them to smoothies, turn them into soups, cover them in cheese sauce.  Whatever works.  Just enjoy.

In other news – it’s always fun to almost set the kitchen on fire. As long as it’s almost. Kitchen Tip of the Day: Always turn the burner off before you lay tea towels over it. Always.

Cauliflower Cheese
 
Author: Carrie Brown | www.carriebrown.com
Prep time:
Cook time:
Total time:
Serves: 4
Ingredients
  • 1 large cauliflower
  • 2 cups / 1 pint milk ( thin coconut, almond
  • 1 oz. / 30g butter
  • 1 tsp. konjac flour (glucomannan powder)
  • 5 oz / 140g strong Cheddar cheese, grated (shredded)
  • Sea salt and ground black pepper
Instructions
  1. Discard the outer leaves of the cauliflower and separate the head into florets.
  2. Steam florets in a steamer for 15 minutes, or until just tender when pierced with a knife.
  3. Place florets in a baking dish, head side up.
  4. Meanwhile, place 1 cup of the milk and the butter in a saucepan over medium heat until hot.
  5. In a small bowl rapidly whisk the konjac flour and the remaining cup of milk to make a smooth slurry.
  6. Reduce the heat under the saucepan to low, and stirring constantly add the flour slurry to the pan.
  7. Stir until the sauce has thickened and then simmer for 1 minute.
  8. Add 4 oz / 110g of the cheese and stir well.
  9. Season with salt and pepper.
  10. Once the cheese has completely melted, giving you a smooth, thick sauce, pour it evenly over the cauliflower florets.
  11. Sprinkle the remaining cheese evenly over the top of the sauce.
  12. Place under a hot broiler (grill) until the top is lightly browned and bubbling.
 
Cauliflower Cheese
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  • lizLike you I too LOVE cauliflower cheese but since becoming vegan it has been of the cards.
    Have you tried using an alternative milk? Whizzing almonds in Vitamix with water. This would also add protein- or even hemp.
    I substitute Yeast flakes and mustard to give a ‘cheese’ sauce with ground cashew nuts.ReplyCancel

  • carrieYou can sub out any milk you prefer – coconut, hemp, almond – I just still like the taste of cow’s milk better :-) The yeast / mustard / ground cashews is interesting!!ReplyCancel

  • Ladyp1234I am eating this now. I looked at the pile of veg (broccoli and courgette cos I forgot to buy cauli!) covered by the sauce and thought I’m never going to enjoy those veg, but I am enjoying it sooooooo much. And the kids have got it too,all with pork steaks on the side. Yum, and thanks.ReplyCancel

  • carrieHurrah for cheese sauce to make all veggies fabulous!! :-DReplyCancel

  • ggtexsCarrie, is this whole milk you are using? just checking cause I only have 2% for the kiddos in the fridge…ReplyCancel

  • GgtexsOne last question! I can’t find garbanzo bean flower anywhere!!!! what can i use instead?ReplyCancel

    • carrieGgtexs – chick pea flour or ground chick peas = garbanzo bean flour. You can also use coconut flour.ReplyCancel

  • Kevin BurnhamLovin the Cauliflower Cheese Carrie like you im a brit but still in country and have loved this since i was a kid. Ive used rice flour(insane) and thought coconut or almond flour be good have you tried them as thickeners. Would you need to make them like a roux frying flour with the butter then adding the milk slowly or is that just for the old style wheat flour.
    By the way i love the outer leaves of the Cauli chopped into smaller scices and steamed with the rest also lovely adding carrot to the dish and for a real treat( and to keep Jonathan happy ( surely the cheese counts for some protein) i add crispy bacon into the cheese sauce and ALWAYS ALWAYS in add slices of tomato right along the centre line of the top of the sauce laden flowers then add the grated cheese on top and brown under the grill to finish….delish!!!!!!
    Kev
    PS we get Cathedral City lower fat cheese here which is fantastic for browning up when grilled works better than real cheddar parmesan etc .. Worth knowing must be the higher protein profile …ReplyCancel

    • carrieI love this, Kevin!!! I should do a Cauliflower Cheese 2.0 post – Kev’s Cauliflower Cheese Supreme :-) Coconut flour will work, almond flour not. No need to make a roux as it does not need to be cooked like wheat / corn flour. yes, the cheese will add a *little* protein, but really you’re just adding more carbs. Love the whole bacon and tomato deal!! Can you send me a picture next time you make it? I expect the low-fat cheese browning thing is more to do with higher sugar profile, but I’d have to read the label to know. Great to have you here!ReplyCancel

  • KevinThx Carrie will take a shot of next bake. Coconut flour it is too. My son Tom showed me a good idea for the sauce he made for roast leeks with dinner lat night. He simmered flax/linseeds in the milk with juniper berries for flavour too then strained and it makes it really velvety. You only then need a tiny amount of your flower to bolster it and less cheese or the same but it has more flavour. Apparently its the protien in the flax ( he is a 19 yr old chemistry student who loved Heston B so he would know) may try this too

    Also i forgot we always add english mustard to the sauce adds a great back note.

    Keep up the gtreat work Carrie flours and gum bought start baking some of your stuff soon when decorating doneReplyCancel

  • dennis danielsgreat stuffReplyCancel

  • MattCarrie,

    I’m finding that I’m having a difficult time getting the sauce to thicken when I make this. The first time I made it, it was really runny, and I ended up throwing most of it out. I’ve since tried it again, and essentially cranked the temperature once I mix in the slurry and stirred it through a rapid boil until it thickened, and that seemed to work alright. Just wondering if I’m missing something, or if maybe I just need to use more heat when I make it.

    Thank you, and thank you for all of the wonderful recipes :)ReplyCancel

  • TessaI also had trouble getting this to thicken. It has a good flavor but was very runny. Is the key “slow and low” or do I need a higher heat? Also, are you measuring the cheese by weight or volume? By my measuring cup I actually added 6 oz. but by the scale I only added 2. Please clarify. Thanks for the recipe.ReplyCancel

  • Spiced Cauliflower Soup » Carrie Brown | Life in the SANE Lane[…] that thinks it’s rice.  Cauliflower that masquerades as mashed potatoes.  Cauliflower swathed in cheese sauce.  Cauliflower that makes soup all kinds of creamy.  It seems to me that cauliflower is […]ReplyCancel

The Monday Memo #4

Goodness me.  What a week, people.  It has rained non-stop in Seattle for the past – at least – seven days, but we’re not complaining in the slightest; because people were dying over East as Storm Sandy rolled on up and over clusters of islands and huge swathes of land.  Unbelievable scenes of devastation and chaos – Mother Nature unleashing all her fury.  A terribly sad week for so many people.

I am having my own personal perfect storm this week.  Utterly trivial and completely inconsequential compared to the suffering on the other side of America, but I still have to face the waves and hope that I don’t sink on the journey.  Not that any of it is bad – it’s almost all entirely wonderful – there’s just a lot of it, and it’s barreling down on me all at once.

First, stuff I made and ate and wrote about, in case you missed them.  You may notice there’s not as much as usual.  Let me explain once you’ve taken a gander at what I did manage to produce.Creamy Smoked Salmon with Pea Shoots

Smoked Salmon and Pea Shoot Saute – fast and furious, filling, fabulous and fun.  10 minutes to super SANEity.

Dark Chocolate Espresso Cookies

Dark Chocolate Espresso Cookies – because you deserve a chocolate cookie that does not make you sick, fat or diabetic.

Of course, the Dark Chocolate Espresso Cookies got the most votes when I asked which recipe you had to have first.  I can understand that.  Who would want Hot & Nutty Cereal when you can have taste-bud defying chocolate-y cookies to scarf down with your coffee?  Those deep brown little discs of deliciousness that you maybe thought you’d never have again without beating yourself up mercilessly over for days afterwards.

I have to tell you, though, the Hot & Nutty Cereal totally blew my skirt up after I made the first batch on Saturday morning.  I’ve had 4 bowls already, and it’s only Sunday night.  And then there were the Smoked Salmon Baked Eggs, which I made last weekend but managed a big fat fail on the photographing thereof, so I had to do a re-run.  My mouth was not disappointed.  I am always happy to down some smoked salmon and eggs – pretty much however they’re cooked.  I also finally conjured up Creamy Peanut Butter Mousse – after the sheer frustration of major meringue fail involving 6 batches of collapsing egg whites.  There’s no picture yet because it had to loll in the ‘fridge overnight so I could see if it behaves how I need it to, before I commit it to pixels.  I don’t want you to get all excited if it doesn’t actually work.  That would be cruel.

Life can be cruel, sometimes.  A year ago today I lost my beloved bundle of soft, fluffy love: Chiko.  I wasn’t ready then, and I am still not ready now.  I remain heartbroken.  Once again, my body’s ability to produce what feels like rivers full of tears amazes me.  I am not sure how you can cry that much, not take in any extra liquid, and yet not crumble into a pile of flakes.  This sad anniversary had the potential to cause other chaos for my body, aside from losing gallons of moisture.  Last year, on the day he died, I must have consumed over 4000 calories in the space of 6 hours – 96% of them in the form of starchy and sugary carbohydrates.  There were a dozen Krispy Kreme Doughnuts and at least too huge Salted Caramel Hot Chocolates in there.  Emotional eating at it’s finest.  This year was an entirely different tale.  Mainly due to Bailor and his *SANEity having changed the way my body responds to stress; and partly due to Dark Chocolate Espresso Cookies.  Having 4 bowls of comfort-inducing Hot & Nutty Cereal worked wonders, too.

They say good stuff comes in threes.  Indeed, the good stuff galloping towards me – preventing me from cooking and posting very much for you last week – is a trifecta of goodness this week.

Today the demolition of my kitchen begins.  Excited?  I. AM. SO. EXCITED!!!!  An extra 80 sq.ft of creative workspace.  More cooking, more light, more space, more time, more peace.  Less frustration, less running up and down stairs, less burning stuff in the oven, less chaos.  YAY!

I’ll miss all the love notes that friends started graffiti-ing on my walls a month ago though.  It’s the little things.  Getting ready for the big day involved rerouting all the kitchen gear stashed in The Toy Cupboard – aka the pantry – and generally creating lots of cluttery chaos across the kitchen.  I can live with any amount of disruption short-term for something this exciting.  I can’t wait to have my shooting and writing space opening onto my cooking and eating space.

Wednesday evening my new art show, “Color!  Color!  Color!” opens in downtown Seattle, when those fabulous folks at Mode throw a reception for me.  There will be lots of other fun stuff going on too.  If you’re in Seattle I’d love to meet you in person.  I’ll be the blonde chick hiding behind the big green plant in the corner.  Given that an art show requires art, Friday was consumed with matting all the images and hand-delivering them downtown.  I am so very thankful for Michelle and Stu totally rocking the art hanging duties today while I smashed down walls at Marmalade HQ kitchen.

The rest of what would normally be my recipe-making, shooting and posting time was eaten up by a fabulous project that I am working on with Bailor, the deadline for which suddenly moved from January to the third week of November.  Eeeek!  All hands on deck.  All fingers to the keyboard.  Tap, tap, tap.  Tap, tap, tap.

If I can navigate through the rest of this week unscathed, and with The Big Three projects intact, I’ll be back in the kitchen at the weekend, merrily whipping up some new grub to help keep you on the path to SANEity.  Hurrah!  In the meantime, imagine a big “UNDER CONSTRUCTION” sign at the top of this blog.

Other things that happened last week include getting my first photo-enforced speeding ticket, having the most visitors to my little blogette in a single day (thank you!), grabbing a lovely 15 minutes with a favorite ex-boss, not falling over on my a** while carrying coffee and making a big mess all over, and getting a fright at the office when I glanced at the clock on my PC to see 9:24 pm…until I realized I had my time zone set to Beijing and it was 9:24 am there.  I went to the grocery store; unfortunately my shopping list decided to stay home.  I reminded myself that it is not advisable to get your F’s and C’s muddled up when baking.

Once again I ran my dishwasher more times in one weekend than should be legal for a single girl to do, lost a cat to a box that arrived containing FAR. TOO. MANY. packing peanuts which proceeded to explode all over the lounge, had an awesome lunch with an awesome friend, got some huge hugs from the chaps and chapesses down at Mode, decided that from now on I only taking criticism seriously when it comes from someone that I admire, and got an extra hour of sleep when we turned our clocks back.  I seriously needed an extra hour this week – THANKS Daylight Savings, you’re a life saver.

To top it all off, I dreamed big and smiled wide, despite the realization that no matter how awesome life gets, no matter how profoundly grateful I am for all the amazing people and all the goodness that surrounds me, underneath it all, the pain of some things just never ends.

Finally, as usual, The Bailinator and I were in the studio recording another fun, and informative podcast.

EPISODE 19: High-Frustose Corn Syrup is Evil

You can listen to all the podcast episodes right here, or if you have an iTunes account you can head here.

All iTunes, Facebook and Amazon love is very gratefully received!

 

COMING ATTRACTIONS!!!

Stuff I made and ate and will write about in the coming couple weeks. You mentioned that you like a preview to the movie. I aim to please.

Hot Nutty Cereal

 Hot & Nutty Cereal

Smoked Salmon Baked Eggs

Smoked Salmon Baked Eggs

Leek and Pear Soup

Leek and Pear Soup

Cauliflower Cheese

Cauliflower Cheese

Cheesy Pea Shoot Scramble

Cheesy Pea Shoot Scramble

Brussel Sprouts with Leek and Poppy Seeds

Brussel Sprouts with Leek and Poppy Seeds

Spiced Cauliflower Soup

Spiced Cauliflower Soup

Before I head back to my crazy week, I wanted to let you know that there isn’t too much that I read online that moves me to tears.  This did.

Also, I am not much of a Tweeter.  I get confused with all the conversations, and abbreviations and Twitterese and usually have to run away after about 3 ¼ minutes.  However, my favorite tweet of the week was from ‏@CatFoodBreath: “Don’t stand in the eggs. Don’t lick the toast. No tail in the coffee. Don’t steal the bacon. You people are very cranky during brunch.”

Happy Monday!

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  • MarianJust got Jonathan Bailor’s Calorie Myth book and looking for recipes. Will try these soon! Thanks.ReplyCancel

Dark Chocolate Espresso Cookies

You want to be healthy and keto, but you still want to eat cookies every once in a while.  You love how being grain- and sugar-free makes you feel, but you miss chocolate.  Fret no more, lovely readers.  You shall have cookies and chocolate and health all at the same time.

I give you Dark Chocolate Espresso Cookies. Dark Chocolate Espresso Cookies

Now, just don’t go crazy.  I’m being serious here.  They may have no flour, no grains, no sugar and no unhealthy oils or fats, but if you are new to alternative sweeteners you may need to build up to eating it gradually.  A few people experience a little – how shall we say this? – a little intestinal disturbance at first.  We don’t want that.  So go easy until you know it doesn’t affect you, or if it does, build up gradually.  You should get over it quickly with continued use.  If you choose to use xylitol, there are benefits, and those benefits – apart from replacing that nasty, nasty sugar – are wild and wonderful.  They include:

  • Safe for Diabetics
  • Helps prevent cavities
  • Helps prevent ear infections
  • Slows the growth of candida
  • May improve bone density
  • Helps tooth enamel & strength
  • Increases white blood cell activity
  • Prevents Streptococcus mutants in newborns
  • May help with allergies & sinus infections
  • May lower risk of ovarian cysts

Lots of good stuff!  You can get the full scoop here. Bear in mind that xylitol can be poisonous to animals. Check out this post and then decide if xylitol is something you want on your home.

Anyway, I digress.  Back to the cookies, which I am certain is all you really care about right now.

Dark Chocolate Espresso Cookies

I’ll be quiet now so you can just get on with the whole baking part.

Chocolate, chocolate, chocolate.  Mmmmmm.

 

Dark Chocolate Espresso Cookies

Author: Carrie Brown | Prep time:  15 mins   |   Cook time:  12 mins  |   Total time:  27 mins  |  Serves: 20

What You Need
What You Do
  1. Pre-heat over to 325 F (see notes regarding use of allulose)
  2. Place chocolate and coconut oil in a bowl set over a pan of simmering water.
  3. Stir occasionally until the two are completely melted together.
  4. Leave to cool.
  5. In a bowl, using a hand mixer (or in a stand mixer) beat the eggs, xylitol, vanilla and espresso powder together on high for about 5 minutes until the mixture is pale and thick.
  6. Stir in the cooled chocolate mixture until evenly mixed.
  7. Stir in the almond flour, baking powder, xanthan gum, konjac flour (glucomannan powder) and salt until completely mixed. It will start to stiffen as you mix it.
  8. Leave the cookie dough aside while you line baking sheets with aluminum foil.
  9. The mixture will stiffen. When it is stiff enough to handle, using your hands, roll dough into balls slightly smaller than a golf ball.
  10. Place the balls on the lined baking sheets, about 2 inches apart, and flatten the balls until they are about 2½ inches across.
  11. Bake on the top shelf of the oven for 10 – 12 minutes, turning half way through the baking time. They will look dry, but will be still be soft in the center when they are done (see notes regarding use of allulose).
  12. Remove from the oven and leave on the baking sheet for 10 minutes until the foil and cookies are cool enough to touch.
  13. Lift the edge of the foil up and over with one hand so that you can peel it away from the cookies as they fall into your other hand.
  14. These are rather more fragile than regular cookies, so this method means you will get the cookies off successfully.
  15. Place on a cooling rack to cool completely.

 

Top Recipe Tips

  • With baked goods it is super important to use a food scale to weigh the dry ingredients. Seriously. Your keto baking will improve overnight if you make this one change. Listen to this: How and Why to Measure Food. I use this Oxo Digital Scale, but there are plenty of others for less than $10. Trust me when I tell you it is worth every cent and then some!
  • Espresso powder is not the same as instant coffee granules, but if instant coffee granules is all you can find and amazon isn’t a thing for you (link in the ingredients), then it will work OK, but the flavor will be different and the granules will be difficult to incorporate into the cookie dough well.
  • If you are using allulose, reduce the over temperature to 300 F and cook for 8 minutes.
  • When we say these are keto, what we mean is that they do not contain any sugars, starches, grains or unhealthy oils.  They provide healthy fats, some fiber & the other nutrients that almonds bring to the table. Depending on where you are in your journey, consuming large quantities of nuts might not help you get where you want to go. If that’s you, enjoy these as a treat, but don’t live on them.

 

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Substitutions

  • Don’t. Just buy the correct ingredients and you, too, shall have a fabulous outcome!
  • Xylitol or allulose or erythritol are the sweeteners I recommend because they work very well. You can use any other sweetener you like, but I cannot guarantee the results if you choose to use something different. In low carb and keto baking sweeteners are generally not interchangeable if you want great results. If you see a cookie recipe that says you can use anything, they either don’t know the difference, don’t know what they’re doing, or don’t care.

Dark Chocolate Espresso Cookies

 

 

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  • Michelle FusmanThe cookies in this recipe are delicious. Rich, moist, flavorful…yum! Gluten-free too. Cheers Carrie!ReplyCancel

  • NancyCarrie,

    I made these cookies today and all I can say is I am happy, happy, happy!!!!!!!!ReplyCancel

  • carrie:-)))) Nancy!!ReplyCancel

  • Baking spree « Lipomachia[…] (no, really, are you ready for this?) (seriously, you’d better be sitting down or something): Dark chocolate espresso cookies!!! Mine looked more like microwave turds than the beautiful creations on Carrie’s blog, so I […]ReplyCancel

  • Claire LucasHi Carrie, coming from the UK, is almond flour the same as ground almonds?? I seem to be getting wildly different results when I search online :) Also, whats the difference between guar gum and xanthum gum??ReplyCancel

    • carrieYes, Claire – almond flour = ground almonds in UK. Guar is used mainly for cold applications while xanthan for hot, but they can be used interchangeably if necessary. Hope that helps! THANKS for your support – hugely appreicated!ReplyCancel

  • Claire LucasThanks Carrie, that helps enormously! I will be baking these tonight, along with the cheese scones – can’t wait!! Tried the quiche cups last night – yum, yum, yum. An amazing, sane, portable lunch – thanks Carrie, you’re amazing :)))ReplyCancel

  • LillyCarrie, you’ve outdone yourself again! These are so rich and heavenly. I ate one while it was still warm and it had the taste and texture of a decadent gooey brownie :)
    I just have one question. This is the second cookie recipe that I’ve made, and both times the recipe calls for the better part of a $10 bag of xylitol. I know in a recent podcast you mentioned that you had purchased a 50 lb bag of xylitol. Just wondering where you found it? I don’t need 50 lbs, but I could certainly save some money by purchasing a 5 or 10 lb bag.
    Thanks for sharing, your recipes help me stay SANE!ReplyCancel

  • Claire LucasHi carrie, another question for you – can these be frozen? If I make a whole batch we eat the lot!!!ReplyCancel

    • carrieHi Claire! I have not tried freezing them – I took 2 batches to the office and poof! they were gone…so I would pop one in a baggie and sling it in the freezer overnight and see how it fares. I cannot see any reason why they wouldn’t freeze perfectly – I mean, I keep my alomond flour in the freezer. Update us?!ReplyCancel

  • Claire LucasI will!! I’ll be making more this week so will give it a try.ReplyCancel

  • If You Were Wondering » Carrie Brown | Marmalade and Mileposts[…] heading into cookie *inSANEity – NOW YOU DON’T HAVE TO.  What with these and the Dark Chocolate Espresso Cookies, you’re set. These dreamy almond cookies are slightly dense, moist, and chewy in the […]ReplyCancel

  • Claire LucasThey certainly freeze beautifully, it even seemer to enhance the espresso flavour. Yum, yum, yum, you’re keeping me SANE and away from the mid afternoon energy slump!!ReplyCancel

  • VeronicaHi Carrie, Thank you for these wonderful recipe(s) and for being a part of the podcasts too. I love listening to how you’ve lost your muffin top…inspiring me to keep at it, even though my size hasn’t yet changed. I’m looking forward to giving this recipe a go….but can I use cocoa instead of unsweetened chocolate? There’s a big price difference, 180g of 100% chocolate is £5.99 here in the UK, about half that for cocoa. Thanks Carrie! Cheers, VeronicaReplyCancel

    • carrieHi Veronica – I fear it will not work the same if you substitue chocolate for cocoa powder :-( I would have to change the recipe to accomodate a change like that and I will do that, but it is unlikely to be very soon as I have such a long list of requests. I hugely appreciate your kind words and support.ReplyCancel

  • Hot and Nutty Cereal » Carrie Brown | Marmalade and Mileposts[…] maybe, but this made me even happier than those Dark Chocolate Espresso Cookies did.  There’s no accounting for […]ReplyCancel

  • The Monday Memo #4 » Carrie Brown | Marmalade and Mileposts[…] Dark Chocolate Espresso Cookies – because you deserve a chocolate cookie that does not make you sick, fat or diabetic. […]ReplyCancel

  • MarlysCarrie, I’m a newbie here but excited to try your recipe. Just to clarify is the unsweetened chocolate 100% cocoa in powder form? Or am I looking for a bar that is 100% unsweetened chocolate? Thanks!ReplyCancel

    • carrieHi Marlys – the chocolate I used is Ghiradelli 100% unsweetened chocolate, NOT cocoa powder.ReplyCancel

  • MarlysWow Carrie! I just had to follow up after making my first batch and discovering what xylitol and xanthum gum are all about. These are truly amazing. Mine did not turn out as flat and pretty as yours but rather kept their ball shape for the most part. The dough was pretty stiff after I mixed in the xanthum gum and dry ingredients, but I can adjust next time. They were moist and rich and so flavorful and I’ve popped half in the freezer so I can enjoy a few later too. Thanks! :)ReplyCancel

    • carrieMarlys – it’s not the easiest dough to handle but glad that you loved them! Impressed that you got some into the freezer!!ReplyCancel

  • JulieI’m very excited about these – in fact they are in the oven right this very moment. But I’m a little baffled. I went to pull them out at 12 minutes (after turning half way) and they not only did not look dry, they were very shiny and very much not cooked. I’m now on minute 18 and trying to decide at what point to pull them out of the oven. I made cheesy scones again tonight and those always take ~14 min instead of 8-10 to brown up. (another story about the scones is that while amazing, mine never rise like yours do) I just bought a little oven thermometer from sur la table and my oven temp is pretty spot on. Any ideas? Thanks!!!ReplyCancel

    • carrieJulie – I am perplexed. My immediate response would have been that your oven temp is off…but then you foiled that argument :-( Can you email me with ANY changes at all you made to the ingredients or method?ReplyCancel

  • JulieOk, finally decided to take them out at minute 20, and holy cow are they good! We couldn’t wait for them to cool completely to try them. Knocked my socks off!ReplyCancel

  • MaddiLove these cookies, they are so yummy. Just to clarify, is the amount of coconut oil required in the recipe referring to melted, liquid oil or solid oil?ReplyCancel

    • carrieHi Maddi -thanks for the cookie love :-) For coconut oil the measurement is the same whether it is warm (liquid) or cold (solid) since it does not expand or contract with temperature. Hope that helps!ReplyCancel

  • SyritaHi Carrie!! Thank you so much for this recipe; I know that I will be making this one. I have a quick question though. Can I substitute the xylitol for sweetleaf stevia drops or do I need to use the xylitol? And if I do need to use the xylitol, then where can I find it? At any health food store such as Earth Fare or is there a place/website that you would recommend that get it? Also, around how much would it cost me (generally speaking)? Thank you for the hard work you do to make these recipes and get them posted. I know that I am extremely grateful especially since I’m a brand new SANE convert. Thanks again for your time and caring efforts!

    P.S.- I live in Augusta, GA if that helps you think of somewhere near me that I can get the xylitol if I can’t replace it with the stevia drops.ReplyCancel

  • KatieThese cookies are decadent! They taste like something you shouldn’t eat, they are so good and delicious!! My husband and I can’t get enough of them. They really satisfy that chocolate craving. WOW!ReplyCancel

  • SheilaCarrie, my son is allergic to almonds. Do you think that I could use coconut flour? I have never used coconut flour before. Thanks for sharing your wonderful recipes! SheilaReplyCancel

    • carrieHi Sheila – unfortunately you cannot swap out coconut flour for other flours 1:1. Coconut flour is very difficult to work with. I am experimenting with other “flours” for people who cannot have almonds, but I have nothing ready yet. Soon! Thank you for your kind words. Please come back so you don’t miss the almond-free cookies when they arrive!!ReplyCancel

  • DianeI just made these cookies tonight. My oldest son helped me roll out the dough but thought they were too messy to handle so we took some of the batter and rolled the last few balls in unsweetened coconut. Less mess on our hands. My youngest thought they were too chocolatey. Too chocolatey? Is there such a thing? I don’t taste the coffee. I have been mostly SANE for almost a year now and have craved brownies but never thought I could have them again. I will now name this recipe brownie cookies in my own mind. Next time I will try them with some chopped walnuts or pecans because that is how I like my brownies. I will need to buy more xylitol just to make these cookies. I have made many recipes on your site but this one is the best so far. A++++ReplyCancel

    • carrieDiane – thank you so much for your lovely words! I am thrilled that you enjoy them as much as you do!!! THANK YOU for taking time to swing by.ReplyCancel

  • JamieIs it possible to use honey instead of xylitol?ReplyCancel

    • carrieHi Jamie – two things – 1. Honey is not SANE and 2. Honey is “wet” so using this instead of a dry sweetener would alter the recipe significantly. I don’t recommend this approach. Sorry!ReplyCancel

  • JamieI figured as much, but wanted to double check. Thanks for your time, though. :-)ReplyCancel

  • PaulaCarrie, just made these last night, and oh. my. goodness. So rich and fudgy and wonderful!!! I have a container out in my car right now to take to our church Christmas dinner tonight for those of us (including our pastor and his wife, my daughter, and my diabetic mom) who try to stay away from all the bad foods. (They’re out in my car so I don’t eat them all before tonight.)
    Just a couple of comments. My first pan wasn’t nearly done after 12 minutes, but I took them out at about 14 because I was afraid to keep baking them. But then I read down through the comments and saw that someone else had a similar problem. So I ended up baking them for 20 minutes and they were perfect. The only difference in how I made them from your recipe was that I didn’t have 100% cocoa; About 60 grams of the chocolate I used was 99%, and the rest was 85%. I also used dark roast instant coffee instead of espresso powder.
    Then after reading the comment by one poster about rolling them in coconut, I did one pan that way, and loved those, too. The last 5 cookies got shaped around a pecan AND rolled in coconut. That was my favorite! Thank you for all your wonderful recipes!
    Oh, and I bought my daughter your ice cream book. She goofed up and accidentally made a quintuple batch of the chocolate, but we didn’t consider that a bad thing at all!!! I also bought her your soup recipe book, and today she is making shrimp soup. Can’t wait to taste that one!ReplyCancel

    • carriePaula – THANK YOU so much for all the book and recipe love! I am thrilled that you are loving your SANE eating adventure :-)ReplyCancel

  • jill1. how to change grams to u.s. oz or cups? 2. what to do about xylitol…how much to start with, this gives me sharp side aches and abdominal pain..does it truly go away for everyone? looks good though! thanks.ReplyCancel

  • MattThese taste AMAZING!!! Wasn’t expecting the mixture to harden so much before I put the almond flour/xantham gum combo in, but some working the dough with my hands fixed it. SO delicious though! Will be recommending this recipe to the other people in my life eating sugar free!ReplyCancel

    • carrieThanks, Matt! Thrilled that you loved them. I haven’t made them in ages, so honestly don’t remember how firm the mixture is.ReplyCancel

  • BethHi Carrie

    I am a newbie to SSOS and The Calorie Myth and am loving everything so far. I want to make these cookies. What kind of instant espresso powder do you use? I saw instant expression coffee-is that the same thing?

    Thanks!

    Beth in AtlantaReplyCancel

  • PattiCarrie, Can I use Swerve instead of Xylitol for your recipes that use xylitol? It agrees with me better.

    PattiReplyCancel

    • carrieHi Patti – I haven’t tried it to be sure, but from what I have read online I believe you can! Hope that helps.ReplyCancel

  • jillianis there a site or place on your site that shows how to turn g to oz? thanksReplyCancel

  • Pat SonnenstuhlGreat site. Thanks !ReplyCancel

  • RobHi Carrie,
    I just started being SANE, last month and its a lot easier than I thought.
    I made the cookies today and they taste great! I have a few questions: 1) How long will these cookies keep in a ziploc bag, before going bad? 2) What is the serving size for the cookies? 3) This is my first time using Xylitol, how long does it take for your body to get used to it. I plan on only eating 1 cookie or 2 cookies max to avoid the side effects of of Xylitol.

    Thanks!
    RobReplyCancel

  • CathyHi Carrie! I love the sound of this recipe with two of my favorite ingredients – dark chocolate and coffee (espresso.)I can’t have xylitol due to GI issues. Is there a substitute that I can use that isn’t like Stevia? Could I sub in natural cane sugar? Thanks! Love all the work you are doing with healthy food! Thank you!ReplyCancel

    • carrieHi Cathy – you can sub in natural cane sugar but that will make the cookies completely inSANE :-( You could try using erythritol, although I haven’t trialed them with it so cannot guarantee success. At this point I don’t know of anything that you can simply sub out with xylitol in these cookies and keep them SANE. Not the answer you were looking for but I hope it helped!!ReplyCancel

  • CathyThanks so much Carrie for your quick response! Unfortunately I have a very sensitive GI and it has taken years to figure out what has caused these issues. The Drs. always give the same types of responses which never helped and mainly made things much worse. I have chose to take my journey on MY path and have learned so much and am much better. Thanks to people like you and Jonathan Bailor who are helping me on this road to health I feel like I am getting my life back! Erythritol wouldn’t work for me either. But I wondered if coconut sugar would be an option. I don’t have issues with pure coconut products and it has a low glycemic index. Be interested to know what you think. Thanks so much!ReplyCancel

  • JenniferCarrie, my husband and I have been listening to SSoS. I just love the chemistry between you and Jonathan. We were looking for a way to combat that wicked craving for a treat after a long day. It use to be ice cream but we eliminated it from our diet a few months back. These dark chocolate espresso cookies are the answer! My husband is really picky when I try new things but he really loved them. I made these last night and put then in a ziplock bag in the fridge. When we came home from work today, it was the first thing he grab. He told me he wants to make these more often. I also ran into the issue of the mixture not getting stiff. I just put the bowl in the fridge for 30-60 minutes and came back. It was much easier to roll out the mixture into balls to then flatten and bake.ReplyCancel

  • John PetersonSecond time trying this. First time used cocoa powder. What a disaster. This time followed the recipe exactly. The dough resembles brownie batter even after resting for more than 20 minutes. Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.
    This is not an inexpensive venture.ReplyCancel

    • carrieHi Ellie – thanks for stopping by! For every bad post I have read about xylitol I have read 50 good ones. Someone will always find something negative to say about everything, and the great thing is we all get to decide what is the right thing to do for own our bodies. I have experienced fantastic health results from switching to xylitol, not one side effect, and on the dental front it is the first time in my life I have been cavity-free for 2 years.ReplyCancel

  • Leila HillHi Carrie,

    I just made these and swapped the almond flour for coconut-I didn’t read all the comments first where you say we can’t use coconut flour-but, I managed it and they are excellent! I tweeted a picture-my edges are not as beautiful as yours-but still yummy. I bought your ice cream book and that is my next goal! You are just wonderful! It is fun to listen to your podcasts with Jonathan-especially as I am an American living near Manchester! Warm regards,ReplyCancel

  • DiepIs there any substitute for xanthan gum? My kids’ stomachs are kind of upset after eating baked goods with xanthan gum. Thank you.ReplyCancel

    • carrieHi Diep – I would leave it out in this instance. The texture will be different, but they should taste the same. Hope that helps!ReplyCancel

  • JoanI am curious why all the sweetened recipes call xylitol and not raw honey. To those that don’t know xylitol is deadly to dogs. I have Beagles that love to steal food so I won’t and can’t have in my home. So can raw honey be substituted? Thank you.ReplyCancel

    • carrieHi Joan – using raw honey would make these inSANE, which would negate the whole point of the recipe. As far as your body is concerned, it sees raw honey exactly the same as sugar. You could use erythritol but would need to use slightly less to get the same sweetness.ReplyCancel

  • WrenOmg! These are little pieces of heaven! The pictures don’t do them justice. They are soft like a brownie and decadently chocolate. Love this recipe! Can’t wait to have these with Carrie’s ice cream.ReplyCancel

  • StaciI just made these and let me just say God bless you for this recipe! Wow are they good! Not just SANE, I haven’t had sugar in a while good–but good by cookie standard good!ReplyCancel

  • ValerieMs. Brown,
    The above link which you kindly provided directs me to the benefits of “honey” rather than xylitol! It seems they have removed their xylitol information altogether because a “search” on the “global healing” website comes up with zero results for xylitol! :(ReplyCancel

  • CoriThese came out rich, chocolatey and …cakey.? I used the allulose and followed the tip (top rack and 8 mins—they were not cooked). Oven temp alright as well. I cooked the rest on the middle rack for 20 minutes. I used a not-quite-full melon baller to get consistent size. Hubs LOVED them and I’m so off sweets, I just liked them. I’ll try these again, they make himself Happy!!! Thanks CarrieReplyCancel

The Monday Memo #3

I don’t know where the time goes.  Lately, much of mine has been spent in the kitchen whipping up scrumptious *SANE stuff for you.  I get the biggest rush getting down and dirty with a pile of veggies, a splash of coconut milk and a bowlful of almond flour, and it is especially fulfilling knowing that I might, in some small way, be giving you things that you can use to help you in your health and fat-loss goals.  Every email, every comment, every Facebook interaction has been bringing happy stories of positivity & gratitude.  I hope you know how much I appreciate this.  It keeps me going when I’m having a tired moment, wondering if I am making an impact, wondering if there’s anyone out there, wondering if I should be focusing elsewhere.  All I have to do now is head on over to my Marmalade inbox, up onto Facebook or Twitter or spend some time right here – and you all flood in.  Thank you.

Now, back to last week.

Stuff I made and ate and wrote about, in case you missed them. Green Smoothie - Strawberry and Avocado

Green Smoothie – Strawberry and Avocado – I caught the green smoothie train, and I thoroughly recommend you hop on board.

Leek and Cauliflower Soup

Leek and Cauliflower Soup – my favorite vegetable turned into a fabulous winter warmer.

Cheesy Scones (Biscuits)

Cheesy Scones (Biscuits) – yes.  Yes you really can eat these.

Creamy Cucumber Soup

Creamy Cucumber Soup – see cucumber in a whole new light.  Smooth, warm and creamy.  Who knew?

As you can see – it was a kind of liquidy week around here.  I wonder if the arrival of Fall and a dizzying amount of rain swayed my recipe-making decisions.  It has also been an extremely green week.  Who knew those pesky green veggies could taste so wonderful?  Green is good!

The SANE cooking highlight of the week in the Marmalade HQ kitchen, however, was the Cheesy Scones (Biscuits).  Oh good lord.  I bet you thought you’d never eat another scone in your life.  I bet you thought that if you did, it would be weird because it would be made with some strange and funky “health” food & would taste like cardboard.  I am quivering with joy at being able to report that these are indistinguishable from their wheat-flour cousins.  Indistinguishable I tell you!  And I don’t even have the words to describe how insanely (ha ha) happy I was when I pulled them out of the oven and ate one.  If you do nothing else this week, please make these scones.

Last week saw me getting a detail on the car – in the pouring rain – because that’s how we roll in Seattle, laughing so hard in the studio with Bailor he had to fly solo for a while because I couldn’t speak, enlisting the help of a particularly handsome and strapping man to re-arrange my office furniture, and day-dreaming about my upcoming kitchen demolition.  I spent an hour on the phone with my favorite person in the whole world, decided that you need SANE cookies and by jove I was going to make them for you, owned a checkout at Trader Joe’s for the first time in history, had a gobsmackingly good SANE Big Breakfast Adventure in Eastlake with two Aussie chums, and had 3 spectacular SANE cookie fails in the kitchen.

My Therapist told me I was ridiculous, my boss entertained me multiple times with his crazy British garb, the price of gas plummeted, and I accidentally rolled over my skirt hem as I scooted around behind my desk in my office chair.  I do not recommend this.  On Thursday I slipped over and dumped my friend’s coffee all over the floor (and me), went into the mens bathroom by mistake to clean up, and then spent the rest of the day sporting a designer coffee stain all down the left leg of my pale blue jeans.  Did I mention that 3 hours earlier I burnt my arm on the iron that I was using to iron my now stiff and coffee-stained jeans with?  Ah, Thursday.  There’s always one.

I ran my dishwasher more times in one weekend than should be legal for a single girl to do, discovered that Vanilla Coke Zero is not the same as Cherry Coke Zero, and decided I might need to get a roommate to help me eat all this SANE food I am making for you.  I must have eaten 2 lbs of almonds this weekend in the course of my cooking experimentation, as well as a considerable amount of soup, eggs, smoked salmon and lettuce.  Lastly, I had to put Dougal on a time-out because he was being entirely inappropriate with Florence.  (Note to any new readers: Welcome!  PS. please don’t call Child Protective Services, they’re cats.)

Meanwhile, my glorious gal-pal Deanna, who owns the #1 Bed and Breakfast in Washington State – The Old Hen – made her TV debut, along with Joey Fatone of N’Sync on the Live Well Network.  You can watch the episode right here.  She ROCKED it.  What a star.

Finally, as usual, The Bailinator and I were in the studio recording another crazy podcast.  This one was particularly crazy as I struggled to stay focused on the job in hand.  I blame Bailor.  Completely.

EPISODE 18: Big People, Big Business – How Health is Bad for Business

You can listen to all the podcast episodes right here, or if you have an iTunes account you can head here.

All iTunes, Facebook and Amazon love is very gratefully received!

 

COMING ATTRACTIONS!!!

Stuff I made and ate and will write about in the coming couple weeks. You mentioned that you like a preview to the movie. I aim to please.

Leek and Pear Soup

Leek and Pear Soup

Creamy Smoked Salmon with Pea Shoots

Creamy Smoked Salmon with Pea Shoots

Cauliflower Cheese

Cauliflower Cheese

Cheesy Pea Shoot Scramble

Cheesy Pea Shoot Scramble

Brussel Sprouts with Leek and Poppy Seeds

Brussel Sprouts with Leek and Poppy Seeds

Spiced Cauliflower Soup

Spiced Cauliflower Soup

 

“Goals are like the stars: They are always there. Adversity is like the clouds: they are temporary and will move on. Keep your eyes on the stars.” – Byrd Baggett

“Don’t wait until everything is just right. It will never be perfect. There will always be challenges, obstacles and less than perfect conditions. So what. Get started now. With each step you take, you will grow stronger and stronger, more and more skilled, more and more self-confident and more and more successful.” – Mark Victor Hansen

Happy Monday!

 

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